Christmas Jokes

 

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?

Santa Pause!


What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet


What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frost bite


What kind of bird can write?

A pen-guin

 

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Come and discover the magical world of Little Santa Claus.  Little Santa and Snowboy is a book that you and your children can enjoy together.  It is also very entertaining for independent readers.  Children will love the story and whimsical illustrations. Together, you can discover the life lessons a child learns to become the legendary Saint Nicholas.  This year begin a new holiday tradition with your family and share this Christmas treasure with the children you love.

 

 

 

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